I think I've pretty much told these stories to death... but I'll probably forget them by next year- and YES, I've been invited to join Elwood's Army again next year- yippeee.
So first of all, a few weeks ago I was invited to join a Ragnar Relay team that consists of lots of John's sister's husband's family. Clear as mud? They call themselves "Elwood's Army" because Elwood is the grandfather. I designed the logo- awesome, huh?!!


I hadn't been running much before this and I thought this would really get me motivated. After I realized that there was no way I could be prepared, I just decided to do my best and hope I didn't kill myself!
Basically this is about a 200 mile run from Logan to Park City with a relay team of 12. It was absolutely gorgeous and one of the hardest things I've done. Many said it was harder than a marathon- it was definitely not harder than the Deseret News Marathon, but it was hard. Absolutely one of the more fun races that I've done. People dress up in costumes and decorate their vans all as part of the race.
My first run was a short 3.2 easy miles. The only hard part about it was the heat since it was about noon and there was NO shade. It was easy, as promised, though and I finished right on time (don't know the time exactly, but I was supposed to be running a 9:30). When you pass someone, it is called a "kill." If you are fast, that is one of the fun things to keep track of. I had no kills on this run- AND I was passed up by a Santa who yelled, "Merry Christmas."
The second run was later that night- I can't remember how late. Time just kind of ran away from me, but it was very dark and when I should have been sleeping. =) It was 10 miles, and rated very hard. Everything seemed fine as I began the race, but pretty quickly it was dark and I could hardly see anyone. Sometimes I was running on a trail with waist high grass all around. I was pretty sure I was lost more than once. Really early in the run I was again passed by the Santa who yelled, "Merry Christmas"- arrrgghh! As I ran by a grassy hill, I could hear a lot of scurrying. I thought maybe someone had taken some cover to take a bathroom break, but suddenly I felt afraid. You know that feeling of, "I don't know why I'm scared, but I'm terrified?!" That was it, so I increased my speed a bit. After the first 3 miles, I started feeling a lot more secure about the run. Much of it was either on the road or path of the Echo triathlon I did last year, so although I couldn't see people, I felt pretty sure about my surroundings. As I came into the last part of the town, I really got my second wind and guess who I saw in front of me? The jolly old man himself. I was so excited!! I ran my hardest to get in front of him and yelled, "Merry Christmas to YOU! HA, HA!!" and then ran a circle around him before running ahead. In hind sight, I realize that he looked beat and I probably should have stopped to ask if he needed help. It sure did feel good, though!
The very last part of the leg was a brutal hill. I thought about walking, but I wanted my team to be proud of me running up to meet them. I ran as hard as I could, only to find them not there!! They didn't expect me that quick and it took 6 minutes for them to meet me. Oh well- the whole leg felt fantastic. I definitely wouldn't have rated it very hard, but long rolling hills are my best. After I met my team I learned that the scurrying on the hill was actually a bear. YIKES!
The last leg was the very hardest. It had a 46% increase in elevation. It's hard to picture just how hard it is, but let's just say every time there was a flat moment, I breathed a sigh of relief. It was definitely the hardest thing I've ever done. Even walking was difficult, so I tried doing what my team called the "Oprah Walk." I don't know exactly what that is- just swinging your arms really hard as you take giant steps and running when I could. When I get tired, I find it helps to talk to people. Since we were all pretty spread apart, I decided yelling would be more appropriate. I was yelling things like, "Who hates their team as much as I do? and This is the walk of shame. and This is the longest mile of my life." Anything I could think of to laugh about and pass the time. Note to self- people that are having a hard time running don't have a sense of humor! The teams on the sidelines were cracking up, but the other runners were not laughing! Especially the guy I passed going uphill. Even though I said, "This is the hardest thing I've ever done, but I think we're almost finished"- didn't seem to make him feel better. I finished that leg 2 minutes slower than I should have, but seriously- I was just glad it was done!

(me close to the top in the middle of the two skinnies)
I'm excited for next year. I don't know which leg I will be doing, but I almost hope it is the same one. There are some legs that are MUCH easier, but I'd kind of like to see if I could do better if I were in better shape. This definitely has me excited and motivated- now to find my next race.